Where you’ve seen her:
As Cassandra, the rock-n-roll goddess in Wayne’s World; added sex appeal to films like True Lies and Rising Sun; doing the Lara Croft thing in syndicated series Relic Hunter.
Why we’d want to be her gardener:
“I’m waxed clean — hairless as the day I was born. But don’t say ‘Tia has no pubic hair.’ That’s so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say ‘She’s mowed her secret garden’ or ‘She’s cleared the way to the Promised Land.’ Because that’s what it is, right?”
Why we were deprived of a Tia/Mr. T team-up:
She was offered a part in The A-Team, but had to turn it down because of other contractual obligations.
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