Where you’ve seen her:
Dealt with typical high school dilemmas (prom, algebra, alien abduction) on the WB’s sci-fi teen show Roswell; previously seen on the big screen opposite plastic monstrosity Chucky in Bride of Chucky, and wooden monstrosities Steven Seagal (Under Siege 2) and Gerard Depardieu (My Father the Hero).
A cultural experience:
“In high school a girl said that my lips looked like somebody had taken a spoonful of strawberry yogurt and pressed it against my face.”
If you’re from Kentucky, it’s 40:
“I actually prefer older men. Guys are kind of retarded until they’re about 30.”
Shrinkage probably left him unprepared too:
“I went skinny-dipping with a boyfriend when I was about 16…Actually, I think that was the first time I ever really saw a man naked. It was at night. Then the light hit just right and I was, like, ‘Whoa! OK! Let’s pretend that didn’t happen.’ I was not prepared.”
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