Where you’ve seen her:
In everybody’s favorite guilty pleasure, Poison Ivy: The New Seduction, as well as Tomcats, Joe Dirt, the Jerry Springer movie, Ringmaster, the TV series Jack & Jill, and spoof flick Not Another Teen Movie.
But, is she hot?
“They broke the mold when they made my grandmother, who had words of advice like, ‘A stiff dick has no conscience.’ How about the saying she had sewn on a pillow? ‘Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.’”
A team player:
“I am the kind of girl who can appreciate a beautiful woman—that doesn’t mean I want to fuck her. Truth is, I hate doing love scenes. Believe me, though, if the movie calls for a hot, spicy sex scene, that’s what I’m going to do.”
Luckily, we have only ourselves to worry about:
“I know what I like. If a guy is doing something wrong, I’m not afraid to tell him. The difference between making love and sex is that when you’re having sex, you’re about getting yourself off; when you’re making love, you think about the other person first.”
What—and violate the No Blade Zone?
“We women keep ourselves clean-trimmed. And, frankly, I like guys to keep themselves clean-trimmed there, too.”
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